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For you reader, I have sacrificed my body to science. An experiment
so bold that I may be scarred for life, a project that required very
little effort but a lot of courage, here now are the results of eating
500 Sweet Tart candies.
1 to 10: Sweet AND Tart, how do they do it? Amazing.
11 to 29: Getting a little more Tart then Sweet.
30 to 49: Evening back out, that was a close one, I was starting to
worry that they would be out of whack for the rest of the experiment..
then they'd have to change the label to "Sweet Tarts.. then more
Tart then Sweet.. then All Sweets".
50 to 100: My tongue is beginning to feel strange, sugar is kicking
in pretty hard though, this could be easier than I thought.
101 to 200: Tongue feels fuzzy. Very Fuzzy. I'm seeing strange colours
where I shouldn't, but still doing Ok.
201 to 300: My tongue, My cheek and the top of my mouth feel like one
part of the same unit, Each bit of Tart stings, each piece of Sweet
burns. What the hell was I thinking.
301 to 400: Can't feel face. Can't feel legs. Diabetes forming. There
is a vein over my right eye bulging so large that its knocking stuff
off the top of my monitor.
400 to 499: Crush, Kill, Destroy. Crush, Kill, Destroy.
500: there is no spoon.
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